Joan Rivers: "Posh is rude and short"

Tags: joan rivers, posh, spice girls, victoria beckham.

Posh isn't gonna be happy when she hears about this! The queen of mean, Joan Rivers, has attacked the former Spice Girls star Victoria Beckham, saying she should "just go home" because she's rude to people in America. The shameless old bag ranted to Closer magazine:

"Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her.
She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody says anything nice about her. They says she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day."

Ok, first thing - Victoria has been around for 15 years, and nobody has claimed this before.

Secondly, if I suggested to an American living in the UK that they should "just go home", I'd (rightly) be accused of being racist. I adore Joan, she's hilarious, but she's on another planet!

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