Katie Price "marrying for cash"

Apparently, staining yourself the colour of sh*t, putting a white frock on, and marching the nearest unsuspecting Shrek-lookalike down the aisle can actually make you loads of ca$$$h!

Friends are claiming that Katie Price is already unhappy in her second marriage to the cage fighting cross-dresser and general dimwit Alex Reid, and only planning a second ceremony because she knows she'll make a fortune from the photos and showing it on her reality show.

One of Katie's pals told Closer magazine:

"It's clear Jordan's having major second thoughts about Alex. She's fond of him, but they bicker and she doesn't see him as her equal. When she hinted to family and friends she fears she's made a major mistake, they suggested she rethink their wedding blessing, but she was adamant it has to go ahead, saying it was as much a business strategy as a personal one. She's planning to make a mint out of it, by selling the pictures and filming it for her show."

And that's not all! A second source says:

"She first liked Alex because he seemed more masculine than her ex, Pete [Andre], but now he can't do anything right in her eyes. He's either not supportive enough or she's moaning that he's suffocating her. She even admitted she sees Alex more like a best friend than a lover or husband. Deep down she knows rushing into things with Alex was a bit silly, but she's only just beginning to admit that to herself and her closest friends."

I have a feeling the only thing that makes Katie Price happy is money and fame - it's very obviously like a drug to her, and getting remarried and planning a second child will enable her to achieve both of those goals. I feel sorry for the innocent imbecile caught up in her plans!!!!!

Image: Focus Pictures, PacificCoastNews.com

Posted April 27, 2010.