Nothing to hide, Mark???

Tags: bipolar disorder, celebrity financial planning, frank cochran, kerry katona, mark croft, money, the mirror.

Ok Kerry Katona, Johnny Ikon has seen you speak on television and I understand that you're thick as pig sh*t. That's cool, I'll speak in very simple terms so you get what I'm saying - your husband is a thieving c*nt, he's spent or hid all your cash and he won't help you find it.

In fact, he's so determined not to help that he's told forensic accountant Frank Cochran of Celebrity Financial Planning, who Kerry's hired to investigate her money problems, that he won't help him. Cochran told The Mirror: "I offered him the opportunity to meet me but he refused. He said, 'I think you're doing well enough on your own. I don't want to talk to you.'"

What could Mark possibly have to hide??? Perhaps he's scared he won't be able to pull the wool over this guy's eyes. Maybe someone with their own mobile phone who isn't drugged up to the eyeballs on bipolar medication might see through Croft's devious little schemes??