Robbie has "no wedding plans"

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Robbie Williams has got no plans to marry his girlfriend Ayda Field, claims his own father.

Despite several newspapers claiming for ages that the pair were engaged after the 'Angels' singer appeared on an Australian radio and proposed, but as I said at the time, it was just another chapter in the endless series of publicity stunts that have characterised Rob's career.

His dad Pete Conway has now confirmed my suspicions, saying: "Rob does not have any plans to get married. His view is that there's no rush. There are no wedding plans afoot. Rob doesn't seem to be in a hurry to have kids so he doesn't see a point in rushing to marriage."

This would all be fine if the only people on the receiving end of the joke were the media, but sadly poor Ayda seems to have taken her boyfriend's words seriously too. As recently as March, she told hacks: "I can't wait to marry him. We're so so in love. The sooner the better." The daft cow obviously has a lot to learn about the man she wants to wed. It'll never happen!

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Kate Moss shagged Courtney Love?!!!

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What. The. F***??????????????????

Kate Moss shagged Courtney Love. Yes, really. Well, at least that's what Courtney's saying, making Kate the latest in a long line of celebs she's claimed to bonk (you'll remember it was Gavin Rossdale a couple of weeks ago). The supermodel's rep refused to comment on Courtney's claims that they chased each other around a Milan hotel room in the Nineties, eventually ending up in a bed. Courtney added, rather too late: "I hope she doesn't get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell." Wow, I wish there was a video of this!

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Kate Moss opens new Topshop

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Kate Moss accompanied her pal Sir Phillip Green to the opening of his brand new Topshop store in Knightsbridge on Wednesday evening, sporting an outfit from her summer collection.

What do you think of Kate's hairdo in these photos? Eeeeek!!!

I'm sure ladies are gonna love the new shop though - there's 14,000 square feet of clothes!

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EXCLUSIVE: Friend claims Susan Boyle "hasn't got a clue what 'Glee' is"

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This is hilarious!!! Hot on the heels of several reports that Susan Boyle has been offered a cameo spot in hit musical comedy series 'Glee', sources close to the Scottish reality star are telling me that her reaction was to (brilliantly) declare: "But I don't have a clue what 'Glee' is."

Co-creator Ryan Murphy said they've "made an approach" to her people to ask if Susan would play the lunch lady, insisting: "I don't know if she's interested but it has been pitched."

Sources close to Susan tell me that they spoke to her on the phone about the reports on Wednesday night, and her rather priceless reaction was: "i'll do whatever I'm told, but I don't have a clue what 'Glee' is." The family friend adds: "She says she has to know if it goes out live." Susan has given very few live-broadcast TV performances since 'Britain's Got Talent', because she gets very nervous and fluffs her words. Luckily, that won't be an issue on 'Glee'!

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SACKED!

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Actress Megan Fox has been unceremoniously dumped from the 'Transformers' franchise.

Movie-makers Paramount have confirmed the news, though they haven't commented any further, or offered a reason for her departure. I imagine it's got a lot to do with the ungrateful comments Megan has made about the films, criticising the scripts and even nicknaming the director Michael Bay "Hitler". I'd say that's probably the most certain way to get the sack!!!!

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Pearl Lowe has lost her baby

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I'm so sad to learn that Pearl Lowe has suffered a miscarriage of her fifth pregnancy today.

Her husband Danny Goffey's rep has released a statement: "Danny's wife Pearl Lowe has suffered a miscarriage. The couple have asked you respect their privacy at this difficult time."

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I think they call this 'irony'

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Oh, somebody has a cruel sense of humour!! Just as it's looking increasingly likely that wild child Lindsay Lohan will be sent to jail, a casting director has only offered her a new film role.

She's signed on to appear in the 3D thriller 'Black Friday', which will be helmed by Japanese director Ryuhei Kitamura ('Versus', 'The Midnight Meat Train'). It will focus on a group of people who avenge the murder of a young couple. Well, if Lindsay is allowed make it, that is!

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Is Lindsay Lohan a fugitive?

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Well, it's official - Lindsay Lohan is f***ing stupid. Sadly, I doubt this is news to many of you.

The movie star party-goer (that's her job these days, right?!) is so determined to make the most of the networking opportunities free drinks at Cannes Film Festival that she's still there, just 24 hours before she's due in court for a progress meeting in her DUI case. If she fails to appear in front of the judge tomorrow, a warrant will be issued for her immediate arrest. In addition, she's due to explain why she considers herself to be in compliance with her DUI probation. If the judge decides in her absence that she's not, she'll find herself in jail. So can Lindsay make it back in time? There aren't any commercial flights that would do it, but some kind soul might lend her a private jet that would (just) get her there. Why is she doing this???

UPDATE: How's this for a crazy excuse? Lindsay is claiming that someone has stolen her passport (translation: drunk bitch lost it), and she won't be allowed to board a flight to make her court date tomorrow. Now..... think about this. If you were the judge, what would you do?

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Robert Pattinson had head lice?!!

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LOLs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy is such a joker! Robert Pattinson told Ellen that the reason behind him chopping those famous locks was "an infestation of nits". I'm betting that still won't put ladies off him!!

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers back in rehab

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Troubled methface actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers has reportedly agreed to return to rehab.

The Irish star of 'The Tudors' will check into a London clinic after a recent incident on a flight which culminated in him shouting "n*gger" at airline crew. It will be the latest of several trips over the years to various rehab facilities as Meyers continues to struggle with alcohol issues.

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